_Unexperienced seeking anything...

Sometimes, as in a crappy job market such as ours,experience is only ink deep. If you are unable to print it on a resume under an italicized or bold title with a start and end date, you might as well be scratching your ass or picking your nose, because anything else means jackshit. Why don't people have sections of their resume titled "The Shit That Really Matters" and "If You Give Me a Chance You're Bound to Be Pleased"!